What Now?

Hey guys and dolls. This post is going to be messy, but honestly, it’s where I’m at right now, and you guys deserve some sort of explanation before I just disappear. That is, if you even give a shit. Right now, I doubt many do.

Honestly, I haven’t been settled at all the past week, on what I’m going to do. As a reviewer with any sort of worth and good standing reputation, it’s almost mandatory to post reviews on Amazon. I can’t do that now.

Yes, I could make a new account specifically for leaving reviews, but honestly, without re-writing all my reviews so they don’t end up being noticed and flagged again, I’ll be setting myself up for the exact same headache after spending countless hours putting them all back up. To me, that seems massively impractical.

I honestly don’t know if there is any point in authors going through me for reviews. Most authors make it clear they’re only interested in an Amazon review, and anywhere else is just gravy. Maybe it’ll just clear those authors out? I don’t know.

As a reviewer and book lover, I’m seriously lost. This has been such a big part of my life for over 5 years. Do I quit? Is my business dead in the water from one egotistical company?

I still don’t know, tbh. My normal mode of operating is to simply keep moving forward, and don’t give up. It’s more of a headache, and would mean more awkward conversations with future authors, as I explain why they won’t see my review on Amazon, but is it worth it?

Maybe I should just give up the reviewing gig and focus all my energy on my own books? I’m a flailing author with my own well-received but lost-in-the-crowd books. Maybe this is a sign I need to move on from reviewing, and focus on writing and building my own books up?

I honestly don’t know. For the moment, I’m simply floating, as I figure out where I want to go from here. Amazon rules our world, and since I’ve been cut from the club, maybe it’s time I simply bow out. Another one bites the dust, so they say.

We’ll see. I’ll keep you updated. At the moment though, I just feel gutted. 5 years of work and 800+ reviews gone, and those are just the books. I reviewed so many things on Amazon y’all, you have no idea. I don’t just review books. I review products as well. It’s all just gone. In a way, I’m just heartbroken.

I used to love Amazon. I backed them up to people who bashed them. I stood up for them. I was supportive, and have stood by them since they were a tiny little company. I’ve worked with them for over 10 years, long before they were the massive company they are now. I’ve watched them grow, and have been proud of them.

Until now. It’s akin to betrayal, I suppose. All that pride and all those arguments where I supported them and wouldn’t change my mind. In the end, they stabbed me in the back while I defended them, and they’ve changed my mind instead.

The worst part is, they don’t even care. They don’t give a shit about me, the stress they’ve caused, or anything about me or my little blog. They wouldn’t even care if I pulled my books from their platform, because I’m not making them a bunch of money. If J.K. Rowling told them reviewers are important and to stop attacking them, maybe then they’d listen.

As it is, I’m a little swatted fly, and I’m not sure if I’ll come back or not. With the bullying that happened last week causing an author to attempt suicide from other authors being complete assholes, mixed in with my personal turmoil, I’m just so fed up with the book community. It’s why I took a break a few years ago, and I just don’t know if it’s worth it tbh.

If you’ve read this far, kudos to you. I don’t know why you care so much, but I appreciate it. Not feeling too much love lately, and I think it’s finally taken its toll.

If I don’t post for a while, I wish you guys the best of luck. To any author who didn’t get a review from me, I do apologize, and I will try my best to get your book reviewed, and finish out my standing queue when I am able. At the moment, my heart just isn’t in it, and trust me, any review right now wouldn’t be worth the effort.

Not really sure any of it was, honestly. 5 years, down the drain. Screw Amazon.



F*ck Amazon!!

I am so far past livid. Amazon deleted ALL my reviews. Every single one is just gone, and I’m banned from reviewing anything else.

I know I’m not the first reviewer to have gone through this, but I’d avoided it up til now. Fuck Amazon!! Why are we still using them!? FFS!

Barnes & Noble doesn’t have this shit! Smashwords lets you download in ANY format once you purchase a book, usually for cheaper than Amazon! Why the F are we still using Amazon, and acting like they are all that matters!?!

Maybe they hold all the cards because we give them all the cards? What if we all switched platforms?

I know it’ll never happen, but gosh darnit, this is ridiculous. 5+ years of work, gone. If it wasn’t for Goodreads, which Amazon now owns (and will probably start censoring reviews for soon as well, if rumors prove true) all my reviews would be completely gone outside my blog.


If anyone needs me, I’ll be punching the shit out of some pillows, wishing I had my punching bag set up already.

“Phi-Town” by Eric Vinc3nt!

Hiya guys and dolls! I’ve got a new review for you today – a political contemporary thriller/adventure by author Eric Vinc3nt (yes, there’s supposed to be a number there, lol).

If you’re into conspiracy theories, political dramas, and modern-day adventures, be sure to check out the Phi-Town action!



~Author: Eric Vinc3nt

~Released: December 25th 2017

~Length: 283 Pages

~Genres: Mystery, Adventure, Conspiracy, Adult Fiction

Pope Francis made it safely out of Philadelphia in 2015. Find out why.

Donna Modigliani, Philadelphia’s district attorney, senses a threat to a real-life 2015 event in the city hosted by Pope Francis. But when her effort to uncover it seems thwarted by a mysterious Washington official, she turns to freelance agent Tristan Boumann, a modern-day Benjamin Franklin, because Donna knows about Tristan’s uncanny knack for unraveling threats that cops and feds are prone to miss. PHI-TOWN is at once a portrait of a great city in the throes of a historic event, and a passenger-seat view of a native daughter and son’s stylish adventure in saving their beloved hometown from an apocalyptic infamy.

 About the Author

 Eric Vinc3nt

Eric Vinc3nt comes from a family of spies, and practiced the tradecraft himself in the private sector for a time. In his previous life as a musician, he was granted the ASCAP Composer Award six consecutive years in recognition of his critically acclaimed, internationally performed soundtracks for Koresh Dance Company of Philadelphia. He’s released an album of original music under the name of the central character in his Pyramider Spy-Fi series, Tristan Boumann, with the title Every Love Story Is a Spy Story, which can be found in the iTunes store.

Connect with Eric Online ~

Goodreads ~ Website

Espionage and mystery are some of the best elements to have in a novel. When paired with the obvious thrill of danger and suspense, a well written story can almost romance it’s reader with every page. It can be hit or miss to find a good one, but for me, Phi-Town was definitely intriguing and entertaining.

Set in fairly modern 2015, real-life events filled the pages, giving this tale an air of possible reality I love to see in novels. Following Donna as she turns to anyone who will help her figure out the mystery threat her gut tells her is coming to Philadelphia, and the Pope. With remnants of stories like National Treasure and any Dan Brown novel, this book had the endearing twist of the freelance genius being the unsung hero, in a way.

The writing was smooth and eloquent, as any good espionage novel should be. It was quick paced, flowed well between suspense and mystery, with elements of humor and some down-time of modern life thrown in when needed. I enjoyed the writing style, and imagine I would enjoy any novel from this author.

If you’re a fan of spy novels, definitely check this one out, and most likely it’s sequels as well – I doubt  you’ll be disappointed. I appreciate the opportunity to read this book, and thank the author for his review request.

*I was given a complimentary eCopy of this book, from the author, to read in exchange for an honest review.

Thanks for visiting!

Have a great day! =D

“Where’s My Review?!?”

Hiya guys and dolls. Hope your year is starting out well. Did you have a good Valentine’s Day?

I wanted to give you guys a little update, paired with a mini-reality check for a select group of individuals.

I’ve been down with the hellish flu that’s been going around, at least around the U.S. I’m going on week 8, and I’m exhausted. When I’m not sick enough to be stuck in bed, someone in my house is, and I’m taking care of them.

Don’t get me wrong, we all have our stuff to deal with, and this isn’t a pity party. What it is, hopefully, is an explanation. Esp for authors, who are the main audience this particular post is addressed to.

*Cue Mini-Reality Check*

Anyone who’s requested a review from me, is expected to have read my review policy. In it, I state I do not welcome emails and pms asking where your review is. It’s rude.

If you haven’t sent a “where’s my review?” email, then this isn’t written for you.

If you have, then let me issue you a friendly reminder: I am providing you a free service. You have not paid me. A copy of your book isn’t payment, because with all due respect, I probably wouldn’t have bought it in the first place, so you’re not missing out on the couple of bucks you could have gotten from me. I already have over 200 books to read right now, and I’m not shopping for any others. Most of you are indie authors, who’s books I never would have found, had you not emailed me.

You came to me, and asked me for a favor you probably don’t plan to ever return or pay back. I’m fine with that. I enjoy reading, so in the end, we both win (if your book is good. If it sucks, then we both get screwed, but I digress).

I try to give general time frames for when a book will, lacking a hindrance, be done. Not one of the rather rude emails I’ve gotten the last several weeks, demanding to know where the review was, took me into consideration, at all.

I get your book is important…to you. To me, your book is one in hundreds on my list to read, or has already been read, and I’m too damn sick to write a review that sounds better than a second grade book report. Hopefully you can understand that.

I’m an author as well – I understand the importance of reviews. They are gold nuggets we work our asses off to get, and hope to God each one is good, and if nothing else, isn’t a total burner. It’s difficult.

But for the reviewer, it’s completely different. We’re just trying to get through a giant stack of books, without forgetting one, or God-forbid, putting a review on Goodreads and not Amazon. It’s difficult as well.

Working both sides gives me very little patience for rude, selfish behavior. Whether you’re excited, micromanaging, or simply obsessed with your number of reviews, I don’t care. I am doing you a favor, spending my free time reading your book at all. I do not have to do it when you want it done. Even if we agree on a date, most of the time, I still say I will try to accommodate, but make no promises. If you don’t like that, then don’t send me your bloody book – I didn’t ask you for it! But don’t come to me with attitude demanding your review – I don’t work like that.

I love what I do, honestly. And most authors are amazing to work with. But some of you need a reality check. I have gotten several emails the last few weeks, and they’re adding stress to my already exhausted body and mind, and that’s just not okay. I don’t have the energy to email you each individually asking you to be patient, because I’m sick. I’m doing the best I can, but honestly, it not doing too well right now.

If you’re waiting for a review from me, I deeply apologize for any inconvenience my lack of health has caused. For those of you that have been kind, thank you. For those who have been rude – a couple in particular, you should wash your mouths out with soap – may not be getting a review from me at all, after your emails, and you know who you are.

I will continue to volunteer to read and review your books or products. I am, however, rather slow at the moment, which for me, is still averaging 8 books a week, and still have 200 or so to go. I will get them up on the internet once I can manage to get out of bed and focus for more than 10 minutes, but right now, I will puke on you if you push me. Get off my back. Hopefully I can kick it back up soon, but my health is more important, and to be honest, the negativity of several of you the last few weeks has pissed me off.

All that being said, I hope wherever you are, you’re healthy, happy, and having a wonderful day.

Ciao for now,


“Lesson Plan for Murder” by Lori Robbins!

Hiya guys and dolls! Check out this murder mystery!

Lesson Plan for Murder

 Lesson Plan for Murder
~Author: Lori Robbins
~Released: November 2017
~Publisher: Barking Rain Press
~Length: 228 Pages
~Genres: Adult Fiction, Cozy Mystery, Women’s Fiction, Chick-Lit
No one sheds any tears when overbearing English teacher Marcia Deaver is found dead in her classroom. Some staff members speculate it was a heart attack, or perhaps a suicide, but Liz Hopewell knows that no self-respecting member of the Valerian Hills English Department would kill herself without leaving behind a perfectly penned suicide note, complete with detailed footnotes and obscure literary references.
After the police begin investigating the death as a murder, Liz finds Marcia’s mysteriously coded lesson plans. Convinced they hold the key to identifying the murderer, normally risk-averse Liz finds herself obsessed with solving the crime.
Despite repeated requests to stay out of it from both her husband and the very fine-looking detective assigned to the case, Liz persists in pursuing the murderer down a sordid trail of infidelity, blackmail, and Shakespeare conspiracy theories.
When additional staff members are poisoned, Liz realizes that her clandestine pursuit has spooked the murderer—and she is likely next on the list. Can Liz expose the murderer before she becomes the next victim?

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“Only If” by Ariana R. Cherry!

Hiya guys and dolls! Check out this psychologically thrilling novella!

Only If

 Only If
~Author: Ariana R. Cherry
~Released: September 9th 2016
~Length: 52 Pages
~Genres: Novella, Psychological Thriller, Drama
“Only If” tells the horrific tale of Billy, who has gone crazy from sitting in a jail cell for years and blamed for the murder of his wife… Throughout the years, he relives that specific night, when he lost his beloved wife, Clara. Stuck in a jail cell, locked away from everyone who had loved him and a memory that continues to haunt him each waking day. To most, he looks and sounds to be a crazy lunatic murderer, but deep down, Billy is just a scarred man with graphic disturbing memories that carry him to the edge of his sanity. Written in a poetic epic style, “Only If” will surely entice the reader to join Billy down memory lane and experience the tragedy that brought him to this very moment in life.

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“Dreadmarrow Thief” by Marjory Kaptanoglu!

Hiya guys and dolls! Check out this epic adventure, perfect for any fan of sci-fi fantasies!

Dreadmarrow Thief

The Conjurer Fellstone, #1

 Dreadmarrow Thief
~Author: Marjory Kaptanoglu
~Released: October 9th 2017
~Length: 225 Pages
~Genres: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Young Adult


In this thrilling fantasy adventure, sixteen-year-old Tessa Skye shapeshifts into a sparrow using a windrider—a forbidden magical amulet. When she accidentally reveals herself to the wicked Conjurer Lord Fellstone, the tyrant has her papa killed. Overcome by guilt and remorse, Tessa sets out for the castle to steal Fellstone’s Dreadmarrow, his most prized magical artifact, which has the power to restore life. She’s joined by Calder, searching for his lost love, and Ash, whose growing attraction to Tessa distracts from his plan to avenge his murdered twin.
Dreadmarrow Thief is an enchanting coming-of-age story about a girl who seeks to wield great power, only to learn it comes at a terrible price.
“The quest narrative is exciting and compelling… a work of classic fantasy.” -The BookLife Prize
“A novel that celebrates life and love the way only the best fantasy tales can.” -Kirkus Reviews

“An Unlikely Company” by Tyler R. Lee!

Hiya guys and dolls! Check out this epic fantasy, fit for any fan of Tolkien!

An Unlikely Company

The Nether Gate Trilogy, Book 1

 Unlikely Company
~Author: Tyler R. Lee
~Released: September 30th, 2017
~Length: 248 Pages
~Genres: Fantasy, Action
For nearly a century, the country of Oriod has been at peace. However, dark tidings now threaten to tear it all apart as an evil organization known as the Order of the Fallen Light seeks to free their imprisoned master from her cage in the Nether. Woden, a prideful half-orc, Baelor, a surly dwarf, Jokkoa, a whimsical goblin sorceress, and Amrynn, a paranoid elf and her tiger companion are thrown together by chance. With more than a bit of reluctance, the four loners stumble upon this evil plot and discover they may be the land’s only hope, much to their annoyance.


At the request of the wizened wizard Grindor, the unlikely company set out to find the four artifacts that defeated the order in the past before the enemy finds them first. However, not only do they have to contend with the dark forces hot on their trail, but also with the complications brought on by their own mistrust in each other. The dark mages, goblin raiders, zealot cultists, and territorial elementals may be the death of them all, if they don’t kill each other first.

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Steampunk Zombie Western Adventure! “Bodacious Creed”

Hiya guys and dolls! Check out this – wait for it – Zombie Western Steampunk Adventure. That’s right. Zombies have come to the wild west, and it’s entertaining as hell. Check it out, and let me know what you think in the comments below!

Bodacious Creed

 Bodacious Creed
~Author: Jonathan Fesmire
~Released: August 18th 2017
~Length: 370 Pages
~Genres: Steampunk, Fantasy, Western, Zombies
U.S. Marshal James Creed has known loss, starting from the untimely death of his wife and daughter in a sudden fire. His work, chasing down and arresting outlaws across the Wild West, is all he has left to live for. Then one day, in 1876, the infamous killer Corwin Blake catches Creed by surprise and guns him down.

Creed awakes after a mysterious young woman resurrects him in a basement laboratory beneath a brothel. Half alive, Creed feels torn between his need for justice and his desire to fall back into the peace of death. Creed’s instincts drive him to protect the city of Santa Cruz, California, from the outlaws it harbors while searching for Blake.

He uncovers a secret criminal organization, likely protecting Blake, determined to use resurrection technology for its own ends. The former marshal, now faster, stronger, and a more deadly shot than ever before, must work with a brothel madam, a bounty hunter, and the remaining marshals to uncover the criminal syndicate before they can misuse the machines of rebirth and create more mindless zombies. Meanwhile, he must also stop Blake, before the outlaw kills the only people he cares about.

His own death can wait.

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